snarkycards

Snarky Cards: Brutally Honest Greeting Cards!

Seattle, Washington

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Announcement    Snarky Cards will help you with all the grey moments in your life. The weird shit that's hard to say.
If you don't see what you need here: message me.
I love making custom cards.
Just tell me what they did to you, and I'll write it up.

Listen to my podcast at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A

I wish you many, many orgasms.
Sincerely,
Alisa

Announcement

Last updated on Sep 3, 2022

Snarky Cards will help you with all the grey moments in your life. The weird shit that's hard to say.
If you don't see what you need here: message me.
I love making custom cards.
Just tell me what they did to you, and I'll write it up.

Listen to my podcast at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPowLMJey7SRhKvd5m_3l1A

I wish you many, many orgasms.
Sincerely,
Alisa

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Items

3 Serial Killer

3 Serial Killer

$6.00

2 Who I Like

2 Who I Like

$6.00

269 Man-gina Card

269 Man-gina Card

$6.00

Slurp Magnet

Slurp Magnet

$6.00

High Magnet

High Magnet

$6.00

14 Shut Up

14 Shut Up

$6.00

84 Dishes

84 Dishes

$6.00

Your Vagina

Your Vagina

$6.00

61 Your Butthole

61 Your Butthole

$6.00

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Alisa Starr

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About snarkycards

Sales 2,624
On Etsy since 2007

Alisa Starr and Snarky Cards

Shop members

  • Alisa Starr

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Princess Of Snarky Cards! I Make 'em, And Sell Them In Bars From A Box That Hangs Beneath My Boobs

    I'm 33. I've been making and selling Snarky Cards for 5 years. I have sold 50,495 cards so far. I love that being a loud-mouthed bitch who can identify stranger's problems, and get people to tell her sexy stories is an asset.

Production partners

  • Customized Girl

    NY, United States

    They print the undies for me after I create the designs

  • Minute Man Seattle

    Seattle, WA

    They print all of the things I draw and write, so that you can touch and use them!!!

  • RedBubble

    San Francisco, CA

    They produce the goods and I create the designs.

  • Sticker Mule

    United States

    They take my original designs and send me wonderful renditions of them as magnets and stickers.

  • Super-Friends Save The World

    Seattle, WA

    They market my ideas.

  • Tabs To Go

    Seattle, WA

    Dan is a local printer who works with other artists and venues. He worked hard to find the good paper, cardstock which will retain the image, but wouldn't stick together, and would hold up to being typewritten on. I think of him as my collaborator.

  • The Color Group

    Seattle, WA

    They print all of the work I create on paper.

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Last updated on Mar 11, 2019

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